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thegleepocalypse:

tofumotherfucker:

ladymacmeth:

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

or you could be crippling yourself to uphold a patriarchal beauty standard

or you could be simply wanting to wear high heels while crushing the patriarchy. Click click mother fucker. 

(via jasonsrustycrowbar)

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bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

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#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via jasonsrustycrowbar)

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8 hours ago

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

(Source: best-of-memes, via cassondrabookxv)

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9 hours ago

parksandtrekreation:

scotty’s face really sums it up

(via dubstepsunset)

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9 hours ago

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

(Source: cyber-leaf, via ruinedchildhood)

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9 hours ago

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via hate)

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10 hours ago

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

(via joshpeck)

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